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Answer You - Part I - My Talk with God
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ME: OK... Here's another one. Now this is one I think a lot of us have asked before. Why do you seem so angry and vengeful in the Old Testament, and then you're all like loving and forgiving in the New Testament? What gives? Which is it?
THE BIG GUY: ....
ME: All I'm saying here is that if you'd been a bit more specific, maybe created some billboard signs when you were doing the trees, then
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The opinions, comments and delusions of grander are THE BIG GUY's own, and no one shall hold this blog, or ME, liable for anything expressed.]Free Affordable Florida Health Insurance Quote OnlineAffordable health insurance is becoming harder and harder to find, but if you are willing to do your homework and comparison-shop you should be able to find something that meets your needs. Getting quotes that compare the different types of insurance is easy when you use an online health insurance website. An insurance quote website will quickly sort through the vari * * * ME: God -- THE BIG GUY: YES ME: -- dammit! Sorry, I dropped my pencil. THE BIG GUY: .... ME: OK, sorry about that. Force of habit you know... THE BIG GUY: .... ME: .... THE BIG GUY: .... ME: Ahem... Anyway, let's start right in then. There are a lot of people out there with all these different ideas of what -- oh, excuse me -- Who You are. Some think You're this kind of father figure who guides and protects us. Others seem to think You are a vengeful god Who takes vicious punishment out on people who disagree with You. So, who are you? Does anybody get it right? And if so, which ones? THE BIG GUY: I AM THE LORD THY GOD. ME: Yeah, I know. That's how I found Your number. What I mean is, tell me something about Yourself. Are you kind and benevolent? Are you vengeful and angry? Let's set the record straight -- once and for all! Just tell me a little bit about what kind of person -- oh, sorry, -- I mean, what kind of god you are? THE BIG GUY: I AM THE LORD THY GOD. ME: OK, how about ... are you male or female? Christians seem to think you're male -- the Holy Father; while others think of You as Mother Nature. Shouldn't you either be both -- male and female -- or neither? THE BIG GUY: I AM THE LORD THY GOD. ME: ... THE BIG GUY: ... ME: Um, let's try another question, shall we? THE BIG GUY: .... ME: OK... Here's another one. Now this is one I think a lot of us have asked before. 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THE BIG GUY: ....
ME: OK... Here's another one. Now this is one I think a lot of us have asked before. Why do you seem so angry and vengeful in the Old Testament, and then you're all like loving and forgiving in the New Testament? What gives? Which is it?
THE BIG GUY: ....
ME: All I'm saying here is that if you'd been a bit more specific, maybe created some billboard signs when you were doing the trees, then
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